Before leaving the office to inspect his patch, Baxter arms himself with not one but three incident report books, in case details of anything he witnesses is later needed in a court of law. He is used to batting away insults from offenders. "You wouldn't come to work if you thought too much about the fact that everyone thinks you're that fat, bald knobhead. But, if I have reason to believe you have committed an offence, there's one person who's going to have the last laugh and that's me, because you may have to explain it all to a magistrate or even a Crown Court.
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